"...and I kick ass."

Films: Robot Ninja (1989)

Alias: Leonard Miller

Type: Man-Made

Location: Civilized area

Height/Weight: That of an average human.

Affiliation: Good

Summary: Once again, the heroes are retrofitting themselves with tech to get into the in-crowd. And to be fair, robotic ninjas are never not awesome. Well, except here, of course.

History: A zealous comic book artist, Leonard Miller was horrified to witness a couple getting gang-raped without any repercussions. Seeking vengeance and a shot at being like his own heroes, Miller went to the eccentric scientist Dr. Goodknight to get himself upgraded into a real-life version of his own hero, "Robot Ninja"! However, this new hero doesn't settle for just fighting the good fight. Things are about to get a little bloody as far as those rapists are concerned...

Notable Kills: Nothing special.

Final Fate: Eventually, Robot Ninja's violent streak completely breaks him, and once his vengeance against the rapists is done, he decides to just blow his brains out before he ends up killing those undeserving. Still, his legacy as a popular comic book character lives on.

Powers/Abilities: Super strength and wrist-blades.

Weakness: Anything conventional.

Scariness Factor: 2-Robot Ninja honestly looks like a Yautja that raided a costume shop and simply made due. Violent yes, but only to the truly malicious. A pity that violence tends to corrupt the soul anyway.

Trivia: -According to the trailer, a sequel called "The Vengeance" was planned, but that was probably a joke.

-Only one of the actors for this film, J.R. Bookwalker, has brought it up publicly. He'd rather not think about it ever again.


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Once in a lifetime, one of THOSE films comes out.
"I don't need healing anymore!" Lol, Overwatch joke.


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